Tiara, Teeth, Tits



So, the other night I was at my appointed post in the Seafood Case and the Associate Store Team Leader came by, waving.



I remarked on her parade wave, like she was Queen Elizabeth or something.



"It's Tiara, Teeth, Tits, " she told me.



Knowing that she had grown up in Texas, I asked if she'd been in beauty pageants as a teenager.



"No, I just knew a lot of Drag Queens."



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